What is with you and magic carpets? Are you this universe's Jasmine?
Okay. Who are you and what have you done with the real Elena? Not that I'm against you having a lighter side, I always felt you should lighten up a bit, but that hasn't happened in all the time I've known you except when you were drunk. What changed?
How am I supposed to know? It's not my fault they just keep showing up and like taking me and my friends around the world.
Things change all the time, Damon. It's how the world goes round. Maybe you should try a different approach this time. You might--surprise, surprise!--find you get different results. Best of luck to you. ;)
Really? And here I thought it was completely your fault this whole time. I thought you put Scent of the Magic Carpet on every morning, made magic carpet calls into the wild.
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Date: 2011-10-17 04:47 am (UTC)That was yesterday. There was a tequila fountain. You should know better by now than to piss off a witch.
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Date: 2011-10-17 05:34 am (UTC)That must have been some tequila. You still sound a little drunk.
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Date: 2011-10-17 07:33 pm (UTC)I cannot tell a lie. It really was. And you sound chagrined. Those kind of negative emotions are exhausting, Damon.
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Date: 2011-10-17 09:35 pm (UTC)What is with you and magic carpets? Are you this universe's Jasmine?
Okay. Who are you and what have you done with the real Elena? Not that I'm against you having a lighter side, I always felt you should lighten up a bit, but that hasn't happened in all the time I've known you except when you were drunk. What changed?
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Date: 2011-10-17 10:25 pm (UTC)How am I supposed to know? It's not my fault they just keep showing up and like taking me and my friends around the world.
Things change all the time, Damon. It's how the world goes round. Maybe you should try a different approach this time. You might--surprise, surprise!--find you get different results. Best of luck to you. ;)
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Date: 2011-10-17 10:35 pm (UTC)Surprise, surprise.
Thanks for the advice, Elena. Enjoy your week. ;)
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Date: 2011-10-17 10:36 pm (UTC)Try not to die and enjoy the week yourself, Damon.